I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
