when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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