basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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