I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm just crazy horny about you
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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