so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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