I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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