): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We have so much sex to catch up on
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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