dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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