Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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