You're completely useless in the revolution.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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