If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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