so explain again why im purple
no
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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