dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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