Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
