So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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