There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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