but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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