sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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