so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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