Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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