im having a threesome with these popsicles
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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