Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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