you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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