It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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