You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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