chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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