I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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