god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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