you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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