Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
