very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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