DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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