they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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