Ambien. No doubt about it.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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