So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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