I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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