Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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