it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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