the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
