I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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