I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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