Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
