Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
