Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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