There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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