I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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