I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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