I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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