I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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