How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i already hear my dad disowning me
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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