I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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