on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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