It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
