Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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